I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
Me: hey bae, you won’t believe what happened I me today. This bitch-
Him: my dick is hard
I’ll call Sheila and tell her about my day instead
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
you should want a bad street like this
… and thanks.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.